I am playing a personal game of Worst Case Scenario Bingo courtesy of the lovely ciceqi
, and the Inception folks totally said that they could hook me up. So, my card is here!
This started out as being drabbles. Then Saito entered the mix and his wife turned into awesome, and then there were fic-type things. So, to save my sanity, I post everything in one post! \o/Title:
Training (AKA how to buy a gun)Characters:
Ariadne eyed the array of weaponry on the counter doubtfully. ( Read more... )
"How bad is it?"( Read more... )
Five Times Tsuyoshi Saito Encountered His Future Wife (AKA free space AKA how to seduce someone)Characters:
Description of violence, woob, and inability to cook.( Read more... )
Not Just a Tourist (AKA how to take a punch)Characters:
Arthur, Eames, SaitoRating:
Arthur being evil, Eames being too clever for his own good, Saito being awesome.
Eames considered himself a suspicious man. Reasonable, but suspicious. He'd seen and replicated too much of human nature to trust anyone out of the box, so to speak. ( Read more... )
Sufficient Determination (AKA how to have sex in a small space)Characters:
Innuendo, misuse of instant messaging, Eames being bored
Arthur always made it a point to not book Eames in the seat right next to him, should they have to travel on the same flight. He'd learned this lesson the hard way, after a very long transatlantic flight which had come within a hair of ending with Arthur going to jail for murdering his seatmate for the crime of insufficient personal space and excessive snoring. Not to mention stealing Arthur's wallet. Twice.( Read more... )